So, last night. Was supposed to go out. But i didn't. Work called, had to go in this morning. So, this sucks. I'm still declaring it open season on myself though.

I want a new girlfriend.

This whole being on my own malarky. I don't like it.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not bothered with being on my own. I'm perfectly happy. I'm just bored and i miss the companionship.

So as soon as i can, i'm geting myself out there. Again.

This is the worst dry spell i've had in years. Normally at least one girl likes me, but none do at the moment. Is some cosmic force stopping me from meeting people? Or is it fate? Or am i just not bold enough to go and introduce myself to women anymore?

Why do you lot (women) have to hold all the cards. It's no wonder i'm scared you're going to tell me to fuck off. But then again, i have to keep drumming it into my head, that you probably won't. I'm an attractive guy, good caring personality.

Why wouldn't you at least take my number?

SO yeah, last night didn't happen. How lame. Still, there's time. I'm just getting bored. Well, i tell a lie, I AM bored.

All i want is a hug, is that too much to ask?

And a date?

For the love of god, someone give me a chance! THROW ME A BONE HERE!